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May. 14th, 2011

sarcasm

campylobacter

BAD POETRY: Jack and Sam Dr. Seuss Porn (R/Mature)

TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Seuss Porn
AUTHORS: oceania  & campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: oceania  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

I am Jack

I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
(Don't show this to the kids...)

Apr. 27th, 2011

LOL

campylobacter

FANFIC REC: Ohhhh, The Cat Came Back... by thothmes

TITLE: Ohhhh, The Cat Came Back...
AUTHOR: thothmes
RATING: G/All Ages
WARNING: character death
CATEGORY: crack
PAIRINGS: none
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Samantha Carter, Vala Mal Doran, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Cam Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: post-Season 10
PROMPT: You may now feel free to write crackfic about Daniel Ascending into cat form by lolmac 

Click here to read the story!

Daniel Jackson cat  Ascends There's a song with the same name...Collapse )

Sep. 6th, 2010

tinhat

campylobacter

FOTOSTORY: Daniel Gets Raped by Rigar (Rating: Mature)

I don't read rapefic; it's not my cup o' tea. However, I never thought I'd ever write rape-crack hat porn, let alone make a fotostory of episode screencaps for it.

I kinda have to blame cleothemuse  for all of this; she mentioned to me that she'd accepted a fic challenge at Area 52, so I went there and took a look at all the challenges and saw this:
screenshot of original request
I ASKED IF SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT NEW GROUND WHERE DANIAL GETS CAPTURED BY RIGAR AND DID NOT ESCAPE AND HE TAKES HIM TO HIS HEADQUARTERS AND RAPES HIM FOR SIX MONTHS BEFORE SG-1 RESCUES HIM. WILL ANYONE WRITE THIS FOR ME PLEASE I ASKED A YEAR AGO.
Okay...

Because it's Labor Day weekend in the US, I flailed around in GIMP until this monstrosity was born. There are 9 pages total. Enjoy. (BTW, there's established Jack/Daniel.)

You can experience it several ways:
Rigar 1-9 at deviantArt

my Rigar album in my LJ Scrapbook

Or on my LJ, if your 'Net connection can handle loading the file sizes.

May. 23rd, 2010

metaphor

campylobacter

Crackified Virtual Season: "My Little Alien"

My Little Alien 200 iconTITLE: Virtual Season Banners, Icons, Promo Pix
AUTHOR/ARTIST: magnavox_23
RATING: G (General)/ K (Kids) [I think? Daniel's aiming a gun in one photo.]
SERIES: "My Little Alien" Virtual Season
DESCRIPTION: 4 banners, 4 icons and 2 promo pix of cracktastic mayhem! magnavox_23 has exceeded my expectations for the graphics of this project, and her work stuns me with its adept use of typography, composition, palette, and choice of source.
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Mar. 21st, 2010

angeldan

oceania

Misplaced Modifiers and Invisble Dildos


Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos

Authors: Campylobacter and dvfan

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick

Disclaimer: Seriously, we won’t be profiting from this and the characters are public domain anyway.

Authors’ Notes: This piece of badfic was inspired by some truly amusing unintentionally badfic that I discovered and shared with campylobacter. We began this collaboration for our own amusement and then thought it was bad enough to share. Be warned.

 

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Nov. 22nd, 2009


moaningminnie

A humourous wee piece I've been working on...

Hi all! At the recommendation of campylobacter I am posting this fic here. It's a wee something I was working which I think is rather amusing and I hope you enjoy. Comments are welcomed greatly! =D

Title: Captive
Author: MoaningMinnie
Characters: Daniel, Vala, Sam and Jack
Summary: A long long time ago, on a planet far, far away...no, seriously. I don't really know where this is set, but I'll tell you it's roughly round about the time Daniel & Vala are really falling for one another. *squee!* It is each of their thoughts on being captured, and is written in that way.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.

"How the hell did I get roped into this? When I think about all the ways I could have been spending this moment in time, THIS was not one of my preferred options..."

Sep. 6th, 2009

Qetesh

campylobacter

LOLSpeak character development in Stargate Continuum

LOLSpeak character development in Stargate Continuum movie (minus the alternate reality detour).

Hey, if you think mine is lame, I'd love to see YOUR LOLSpeak versions of your favorite episodes.

Jul. 13th, 2008

Default

thelifeboatmods

(no subject)

Name: the_lifeboat
Format: LiveJournal
Genre: Multi/panfandom, crossover, science fiction
Contact: thelifeboatmods or thelifeboatmods@gmail.com
Website: The Lifeboat
Minimum Age Requirement: 18+
Deadline: Always accepting new players
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May. 25th, 2008

Default

thelifeboatmods

Multifandom Stargate RPG

Name: the_lifeboat
Format: LiveJournal
Genre: Multi/panfandom, crossover, science fiction
Contact: thelifeboatmods or thelifeboatmods@gmail.com
Website: The Lifeboat
Minimum Age Requirement: 18+
Deadline: Always accepting new players
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May. 5th, 2008

Default

thelifeboatmods

(no subject)

the_lifeboat is a pan-fandom RPG looking for new players. We'd like to see characters from any and all walks of fandom.

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